Weird enough for ya?

Here's a heartwarming human interest piece to delight this holiday season: 98-year-old woman strangles 100-year-old roommate.

Yes, I recall, ages ago the drama of junior high, the torment of girl against girl. I recall thinking wistfully to myself, "Someday we'll all grow up and all this childish bullshit will be a thing of the past."

No! I'm here to tell you, it never ends! Some people will never grow up! Thirteen lives in the heart of us all.