So they claim that this is no April Fools joke...
Pet owners in Bedfordshire, UK have been reporting increasing numbers of attacks by a population of Chinese Water Deer whose ancestors escaped from a local safari park in 1920's & 30's. The tiny little deer (2 ft tall, and no more and 31 lbs) come equipped with nasty 3.5 inch boar-like tusks which they have been using to ravage unsuspecting dogs who think they are just chasing away Bambi and then suddenly realize they are actually be chased themselves by Bambi's bloodsucking uncle, Count Bambula. Don't f@#k with Bambi!
Read the full article from the UK's Mail Online.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Chinese Vampire Deer Attacks on the Rise!
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So, according to you, that deer, best known as moschus moschiferus, is a vampire? Stop saying bulls,
go to study zoology and...
SHUT UP!!!
>:-((((
Gotta love those anonymous deep thinkers who vomit troll drool on year-old posts in humorous forums. Stay angry, buddy! It's so good for your heart :)
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