Monday, September 15, 2008

Fingers at Mafia dot com


Do you need protection? This week, and this week only we are offering a special on our "Protection Services" thru our mandatory partnership with Don Giovani's Insurance Company. Not sure you need his "assistance" with your "little problem"? Well we will just let Don Giovani explain to you the variety of services he currently offers. We are sure you will be satisfied with the services he renders for you... seriously, he knows where you live.

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2 comments:

Comrade Kevin said...

Now that you mention it, I do happen to desire a horse's head in someone's bed.

woodeye said...

I once put a horse's head in my step dad's bed... though it was cast out of aluminum in shop class and only about 6 inches tall. But it's the thought that counts!