Good advice from the Short Fat Man

How many times have you met someone at a bar and then felt the need to post a personal ad, not to ask them out, but rather to give them advice on their life? Yeah, me neither, but "the Short Fat Man' (as he signed his post), felt obligated to reach out over Craigslist to let this poor unfortunate 23 year old "nubile tastiness" know just how naive she is about the world around her.

It also makes for a funny read - here is a direct link to the posting.